whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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