we're blogging at a bar
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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