Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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