I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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