You can't motorboat a personality
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
