She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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