sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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