he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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