That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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