I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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