I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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