butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The struggles of a small town man whore
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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