Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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