4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I have already put on my inside pants.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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