i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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