Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
