Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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