So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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