Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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