"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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