my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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