Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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