OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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