Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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