You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
her vagine was all disorganized.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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