Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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