return my video game
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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