Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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