You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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