I just threw up on my dentist
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize