Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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