she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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