Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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