how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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