brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
