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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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