No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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