doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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