I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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