Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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