But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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