just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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