do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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