normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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