it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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