You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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