i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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