Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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