On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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