Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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