The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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