thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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