you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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