I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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