she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
