So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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