he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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